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Don't
say: "Referee blows the whistle".
Simply say: "The whistle blows". Example: "Birds sing for free, in return they drop on us. We pay money to referees but the whistle blows anyway." |
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| LEARNING TO STAY AWAY FROM THE PENALTY BOX |
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Don't
say: "Referee blows the whistle".
Simply say: "The whistle blows". Example: "Birds sing for free, in return they drop on us. We pay money to referees but the whistle blows anyway." |
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| I | If the referee calls on you, you've been screwed up right there. So do yourself a favor, turn your butt to the referee and slowly skate to the penalty box while your teammates are catching their breath. Otherwise, never turn your butt to the referee. |
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You can make a similar typical
gesture in return as soon as the third period is over and there is no overtime
or a shoot-out.
If you have a big mouth, go ahead and wag your
tongue by saying:
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| "Kozeol Vonewtchee"
"Sookin Sin" "Ne Tresee Moodiami" "Piderust" "Posheol Vzhopoo" "Rog Tebee Oblomaiu" "Govnewk" The referee will have to excuse you for being a "non-resident alien". Interested players may apply for a proper English interpretation by certified e-mail. |
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Team "Hooters" wishes to specially thank our favorite referee Steve Truesdell for his input and images he provided to assist in creating this page. WE LOVE YOU, TROOZE! |
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